Oink

LMFAO.

Ever wonder what a pig sounds like in mandarin? I do. But I know that it will taste just as delicious no matter what noise it makes. Second round, same as the first, bet y'all didn't know I rehearsed. Meat has been named the second most popular condiment in the united states. How this happens, I have no idea. I would imagine the baconator, filet mignon, bacon in caesar salad, back-bacon on pizza, bacon on pizza, pepperoni on pizza, but these are all pork products. Who says pork barrel products aren't good for the economy? I love pork, but not on all of my food, only some of it.

If one pig tries to blow down my house, I will gut its neck and spill its blood then put it on my hamburger, because that is what grandma would have done.

We went to montreal this weekend for one night only. It rained and I will never go back.

Grandma Punch

"What you have to understand is that the world is full of lazy, retarded assholes who make up the slippery, mushy foundation of ambitious, talented individuals."

This is your life. This is your passport. This is your genetic structure. This is your death. This is your gift.

My grandmother had a famous quote which I commonly refer to as the grandmother quote. It goes something like this: "When dealing with people who are cunts, try your best not to slap them because all you will end up with is a sore hand, and a red-faced bloody cunt." My grandmother did not fare well when it came to defending herself, but in situations where she could act as an antagonistic bitch, she could slap her way in and out of any situation. Montreal has jazzfest this weekend, the mother of all jazzfests... in Canada.

Get your fingers out of there.