Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Grandma Punch


"What you have to understand is that the world is full of lazy, retarded assholes who make up the slippery, mushy foundation of ambitious, talented individuals."

This is your life. This is your passport. This is your genetic structure. This is your death. This is your gift.

My grandmother had a famous quote which I commonly refer to as the grandmother quote. It goes something like this: "When dealing with people who are cunts, try your best not to slap them because all you will end up with is a sore hand, and a red-faced bloody cunt." My grandmother did not fare well when it came to defending herself, but in situations where she could act as an antagonistic bitch, she could slap her way in and out of any situation. Montreal has jazzfest this weekend, the mother of all jazzfests... in Canada.

Get your fingers out of there.

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