Congratulations to Panacci and his new partner Lance, we hope that you are truly gay together forever. We love all the gays in this world as well as the regular people.
update: Apologies to Panacci, this was a mean joke. He has no one, not even a gay lover named Lance. He is alone in the universe with his five finger army invading his pants.
Panacci is da man... in da sac!
ReplyDeleteDuring our one Panacci, four ladies fivesome the other day, he taught me all sorts of new "magic tricks".
big P, you ARE the tastiest italian dessert.
That's a lie. Tiramisu is the tastiest italian desert. Lance is gonna be mad. Big P Nine Inch is all upon the ladies then. That's good. I didn't know. Good on you guys for the pity sit... on his dick.
ReplyDeleteLance is actually his 'code phrase' for our 70 min oral sessions!!! Never mind 9 inches, its his sigg-bottle girth that gets the party started. Obviously you have no idea what movements are appropriate during sexual activities if 'sitting' is the first thing that comes to mind. It's more similar to the eggbeater attachment to a cuisinart....on a bull...at the Calgary Stampede.
ReplyDeleteour loins moisten for you, BIG P.
I can't believe the level of confidence of AWMP. They have not even performed yet. That is nothing compared to the virility and exquisiteness of btmt's production of total eclipse of the heart. It grasps even the subtlest poetic lyric and exploits it to its full heroic potential. I love you btmt you are my band, and the band of this, the new millennium!
ReplyDeleteohmygawd! hahaha. hi bt!
ReplyDeleteyou guys are so funny!
panacci sucks tho. little tiny sausage. more like a half chewed pepperette stick! lol!
can't wait until your next show!
i'll blow everyone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDIkdAmpvrM&feature=related
I think the word you were missing from your last sentence was I'll blow everyone "away". What you are saying now is kind of weird. Sounds more like a bukkake, and we don't need to go on a fishing trip anytime soon... so.
ReplyDeleteCan you bring a unicorn? More of a hoofing than a fisting I suppose. Or horning. We will see what is imaginary when we put a strap-on on my clydesdale; one of nature's most manly pets.
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