Buzz

Just can't get enough of that summer lovin'. Let's go in for the kill.

Person 1: "Hey man, is that bee sitting on the ground?"

Person 2: "No, that is a dead bee."

Person 1: "But doesn't it look like he's sitting down?"

Person 3: "Yeah, sure, but he's dead, and also a bee. It's not like he can just lounge around."

Person 1: "But look at how he is perched. Do you think he died sitting down?"

Person 2: "Bees do not have the ability to sit down."

Person 3: "Do you think Giraffes can sit down?"

Person 2: "You guys are so stupid."

Person 3: "Do you think that if they made newspapers small enough bees would read them?"

Person 2: "I'm going home."

The daily experience that is my life. What a ridiculous existence. FML.